• "Vlad? I'm glad he's gone!
    He tried to bake me once.
    That did not make me go
    "heehee!" "- Pillsbury doughboy
  • "No Comment"
    - the gingerbread man
  • "he was the most delicious man
    with a mustache i ever met"
    - wolfgang puck
  • "in the cooking world the first
    rule you're taught is never get high
    on your own supply, but he will
    be missed, sort of".
    - Anthony Bordaine
  • "Vlad's cookin now!"
    - Rachel Ray
  • "Now that he's gone, I've got no
    one left to challenge me and I'll
    be free to wear my "worlds best chef"
    apron whenever/wherever, guilt free"
    - Bobby Flay

  • "ya know, it's really sad that
    he's gone...BAM!"
    - Emeril
  • "vlad was just as sweet as sugar ya'll. I bet we coulda baked a cake with him and had a party ya'll"
    - Paula Dean.
  • "vlad was kind of a douche"
    - Mario Batali
  • "who hates fondant? It doesn't
    even make sense. I hope he's
    floating on clouds of fondant now. Sweet revenge."
    - Duff Goodman (ace of cakes)
  • "Let's set him & forget him"
    - Chief Ronco
  • "awww vlad! I'm gonna miss that guy!"
    - nikki jean
  • these quotes are all fictitious about
    a fictitious person and fictitious pastries.


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Sep
29th
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damn. we wish we had hired you at the bakery. we care as much about our hair. actually you are perfect semi-sweet and baked just right. we feel like we left these ones in the perfect hands, or should we say feet. how do we hire you, instead of that fool roscoe?


this is not just a fad.

Sep
26th
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24th
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Wow. So you guys have impressed us with both your intelligence and your ability to share (photo credit: im not sure!). We thought this would take much longer. Either way…. Thank you for supporting our bakery and our mad ideas. May Vlad rest in peace, while Roscoe rots in hell. Some of you may know that we have this *dazzling* truck just layin around now that Vlad has gone to live on that big puffy cupcake in the sky (I’ll be pouring some of my pint of heavy cream out for you tonight dude). We weren’t really sure what to do with it, and then the kitchen timer went off and we had a stroke a genius. We want to put the truck to good use, repaint it & give it a new home. This is where you come in. We want you to email us with some of your best philanthropic ideas - Think we should give it to a charity? Donate it to the blind? Red Cross? Invisible Children? Turn it in to Wall-E? We know you have great ideas. We want to turn the truck into something worthwhile. So, please email them to us at Vladthebakerrip@gmail.com Who knows what’ll happen next!

Wow. So you guys have impressed us with both your intelligence and your ability to share (photo credit: im not sure!). We thought this would take much longer. Either way…. Thank you for supporting our bakery and our mad ideas. May Vlad rest in peace, while Roscoe rots in hell.

Some of you may know that we have this *dazzling* truck just layin around
now that Vlad has gone to live on that big puffy cupcake in the sky (I’ll be
pouring some of my pint of heavy cream out for you tonight dude). We
weren’t really sure what to do with it, and then the kitchen timer went off
and we had a stroke a genius. We want to put the truck to good use, repaint
it & give it a new home. This is where you come in. We want you to email us
with some of your best philanthropic ideas - Think we should give it to a
charity? Donate it to the blind? Red Cross? Invisible Children? Turn it in to Wall-E? We know you have great ideas. We want to turn the truck into something worthwhile. So, please email them to us at Vladthebakerrip@gmail.com
Who knows what’ll happen next!

Sep
23rd
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gabe i have many late night conversations. this was one of my favorites. oh yeah there might be a snippet of a demo at the end. gabe-isms are the best.
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One lucky person at the los angeles delivery recieved this pair of size 5 supra b-day shoes. These are the last pair in existence. click the pic for info.
One lucky person at the los angeles delivery recieved this pair of size 5 supra b-day shoes. These are the last pair in existence. click the pic for info.
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we think this song is brilliant. only out two weeks??? a cover of “Love Lockdown” by Kanye West (go check the real version he did over at i-tunes).
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22nd
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boner party’s first show in awhile. a secret show at the angels and kings in chicago. apologies for the sounds they are directly from the camera. “tell that mick…”- Note: this is the back drop used in the “dead on arrival” video. props to dad for not losing that shit.